Today I learned:
That I will stop calling this a daily thing, and say it's Monday through Friday. Any weekend updates are a bonus and I win medals and hugs for making them. I apparently just can't remember/be motivated to update this on weekends. Plus, I often am doing other things (like high fiving rockstars or stealing from the homeless) on weekends, so I have a sort of excuse. Blogging more than once a week is still an achievement for me, so nyeah. (Feel free to imagine a small trophy popping up with the text, "Achievement Unlocked: Blogging frequently!" at this point, if you will. If you won't, research naked mole rats instead and post a comment with your findings.)
Cruise Control is awesome! It makes the two and a half hour drive to Dallas much more relaxing, as you kick it in and waltz your way across lanes to avoid slow moving traffic, sashaying your way back across the lanes to avoid faster traffic. Rather than constanly monitoring your speed, you are free to pay more attention to surroundings, traffic and scenery both, and maybe even practice your one handed banana peeling + eating skills. Not that I endorse that, mind you, but you could.
Sometimes, poses of stoic suffering speak louder than rock music at a concert.
Kevin Young gives good high fives, and also would kick people in the FACE if he had size 15 feet. In addition he likes my anarchist colored Converse. Having rockstar approved shoes makes me strangely happy...also, making a rockstar's day is awesome.
Potstickers are not the same as Pigstickers, and mixing them up in some crowds is very embarrassing. Furthermore, the game "Chaos Marauders" is a quite good strategy card game. In it one is building an army of Orcs and related things, each army consisting of three battle lines, and trying to sabotage the other players' attempts to do the same thing. There are venemous creeps, sneaky gits, and crummy snotling slaves all of which play important strategic roles. (Here's a hint: DIE CRUMMY SNOTLING SLAVES)
If you want a degree sign like '°' then just hit Alt + 248, on a windows machine at least. If you're on a mac, you are cool and out of luck.
--Flynn (...jetskis to ride into the sun...)
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